Sundays With Tabs the Cat, Makeup and Beauty Blog Mascot, Vol. 371 - Makeup and Beauty Blog
Dear Tabby is written by Tabs the cat, widely considered "the world's commencement plus-size kitty supermodel." Founded in mid 2012, information technology has apace become the virtually popular cat advice cavalcade on earth — known for its fresh, feline perspective on lifestyle, fashion and manner issues affecting cats and humans.
Dear Tabby,
My landlord locks all the doors at dark, and it's preventing me from going exterior. How can I rectify this egregious state of affairs?
Sincerely,
Trapped in Tampa
Dear Trapped,
I can't guarantee you it'll piece of work, but I've had some success mewling as loudly equally possible and clawing at the drapes and blinds.
It seems to piece of work best in the center of the dark, and it may require at least 3 uninterrupted hours of constant clawing.
Meow,
Tabby
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Love Tabby,
Sometimes my personal chef is tardily to work, and my breakfast isn't prepare when I need it. What's the best way to let her know that her tardiness is completely unacceptable?
Sincerely,
More than Timely Tuna
Dear Timely,
I've had the aforementioned problem with my personal chef. I recommend extremely loud mewling, and if that doesn't work, lots of intense, focussed staring.
Meow,
Tabby
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Dear Tabby,
My assistant fails to empathize that I own everything in the office. How can I politely inform her of her ridiculous oversight?
Sincerely,
All Mine
Dear Mine,
Information technology'due south of import to immediately merits anything that she appears to be fifty-fifty remotely interested in by draping your entire body across it. At times yous may also bite and claw her if she attempts to retrieve an item in your possession.
This is an issue that a lot of cats face.
Meow,
Tabby
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Love Tabby,
I have a very confrontational relationship with 1 of my neighbors. Bluntly, we both actually can't stand the sight of each other. How can I keep him the hell away from my belongings?
Sincerely,
Furious and Furry
Dear Furious,
One word: attack. Truthfully, some cats only respond to overwhelming strength.
Meow,
Tabby
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